Acronyms For "Ford"

1/01/2008

FORD :
backwards -- Driver Returns On Foot
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Factory Ordered Rebuilt Datsun
Factory Ordered Road Disaster
Fails On Race Day
Fails On Rainy Days
Failure Of Research & Development
Fancy Oil Recycling Device
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Fast Only Running Downhill
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D (Research & Development)
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Federation Of Rusty Dungers
Ferociously Overpowered Road Demon
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
First Over Rated Disaster
First Over Rated Dodge
Fish Out River Daily
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Fix Or Repair Daily
Flies Off Road Deliberately
Flip Over Read Directions
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Flipping Over Results in Death
FlOoReD
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
For Off Road Death
For Off Road Driving
For Old Retarded Drivers
For Old Retarded Dudes
For Old Retired Dudes
For Only Retarded Drivers
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Ford Owner Really Dumb
Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
Fords Only Run Downhill
Forget Out Running Datsuns
Fork Over Repair Dough
Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Found On Road Dead
Found On Road Deserted
Found On Roadside Dead
Found On Roadside Dump
Found On Roof Demolished
Found On Rubbish Dump
Found On Russian Dump
Found Out-Right Dangerous
Four Old Rusted Doors
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Freakin' Owner Real Dumb
Freaking Old Rusted Dodge (Datsun)
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Frequently Overhauled, Rarely Driven
Friggin’ Oil Rapidly Disappears
Friggin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Full Of Rusty Dents
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Fumes Odours Readily Detected
Funding Our Retirement Daily (from a mechanic`s point of view)
Funny Old Rattling Derelict
Funny Old Rattling Dump
F****ng On-Road Disaster
F***ed Old Rebuilt Dodge
F***ed On Race Day
F***ed Or Rarely Driven
F***ed Over Road Disaster
F***ed Over Roadside Derelict
F***er Only Rolls Downhill
F***in’ Owner Real Dumb!!
F***ked Over Redone Dodge

MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good (Hmmmn. Somethin' vaguely familiar about that... hehe.)

Happy Holidays!

Amy Patterson
'98 black cc
Hermitage, PA
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Missed the first one I was told back in 1979 when I bought my first one: "F***ed On Raw Deal"

Carter Fuji

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