No coozie is leaving me at no church, after decorating the whole town at a cost of $40. - Buford T. Justice
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Late for a big bowling date?
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Nobody, nobody, makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum pecker. - Buford T. Justice
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What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law. - Buford T. Justice
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You bet your ass on that boy! - Buford T. Justice
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I’m chasing a god damn maniac all the way from Texarkana! - Buford T. Justice
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We’re gaining on them! - Buford T. Justice
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I’m gonna BBQ your ass in molasses. – Sheriff Buford T. Justice
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I’m telling you for the last time I have my young son in the car and I don’t wanna hear that kinda language. - Buford T. Justice
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Hold it! Don’t you ev-va raise your voice to me. You know who you’re talking to? I happen to be Buford T. Justice, a distinguished officer of over 30 years seniority. One of the most highly respected law enforcement agents in the United States of America.
That vehicle happens to be evidence, valuable evidence. That’s gonna convict a maniac, that I have been trying to apprehend, and I have been in high speed pursuit for 700 miles. - Buford T. Justice
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Apology accepted, now __ off. - Buford T. Justice
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Now I got the some of a bitch and I got him with his fly open. - Buford T. Justice
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"There is no way, no way, you could have come from my loins. The first thing I am going to do when I get home is punch yo mama right in the mouth." - Buford T. Justice
She insulted my town.
She insulted my son.
Shut-up!
She insulted my authority.
And that’s nothing but pure and simple old-fashioned communism, happens every time those dancers start poontanging around with show folk fags. - Buford T. Justice
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You can think about it, but don’t you do it. – Sheriff Buford T. Justice